May 4, 2013

CIRCUMCISION: TAKING A LITTLE OFF THE TOP!


If easily offended,
Shocked or scandalized,
Advancing one verse further
Is EXTREMELY ill-advised!

The topic's CIRCUMCISION ,
Now, let's CUT to the quick,
A delicate procedure,
Far from a LITTLE PRICK!

Made in GOD'S own image,
Or so the tale goes,
Except that pesky FORESKIN,
Of THAT you may DISPOSE!

The JEWISH population, 
Believes that LESS is MORE,
Just EIGHT days into life,
Yon man-HOOD hits the floor!

To TRIM or not to TRIM?
The million dollar query,
Advantages are suspect,
Most likely but a theory.

Rushed straight from Mother's WOMB,
Unto the Doctors table,
Is there any wonder boys grow up DISTRUSTFUL and UNSTABLE?

The TIP of JOHNSON JUNIOR,
SNIPPED like some cheap CIGAR,   
Why get the NAPPIES in a KNOT,
It nary leaves a SCAR!

Yet full-grown men seem cautious,
Keeping PHALLUS close at HAND,
Naught is more MOMENTOUS,
Than this solitary GLAND!

Tradition, health, or beauty,
Having SONNY look like POP,               
A simple PENILE HEAD CUT,
Take a little off the TOP!

So here's to CIRCUMCISION,
Which demands a steady GRIP!
The pay grade's not the highest BUT -
YOU MAKE A TON IN TIPS!


The End


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