May 21, 2013

DIETS MAKE YOU FAT...

DIETS MAKE US FATTER..
DIETS are BIG BUSINESS - All boast the moon and stars,
In the aftermath we're FATTER - With a bonus: MENTAL SCARS!
Like BARKERS at the carnival - Each guaranteeing the PRIZE,
"BUY THIS BOOK, IT'S WORTH THE DOUGH - YOU'LL SHRINK BEFORE YOUR EYES!"

They SPOON-FEED us their garbage - INGESTED without CHEWING,
GUZZLING of the KOOL-AID - PARTAKING of the SCREWING!
ZILLIONS spent each year - Stock reaching new PLATEAUS,
Yet the proof is in the PUDDING as our collective belly GROWS!
EVEN LARGER IS THE ASS..

DIET is the DIRTY word that doesn't start with F,
Depression and Denial - Common-sense is rendered DEAF!
Desperation FEEDS the industry - The Delusion bought en masse,
Whence the dust has settled - Even LARGER is the ASS!

ATKINS had a HEART ATTACK - No doubt from too much FAT,
Time to SHARE a secret - Might we have a little CHAT?
BALANCE is the answer - Non-productive to OBSESS,
To thine own body LISTEN - Sole pathway to SUCCESS!

So STRIP down to those SKIVVIES - BRAS also girls and BOYS,
Time to really LOSE IT - forget EGO, SHAME, and POISE!
Pull up a FULL-LENGTH MIRROR - Just let it ALL hang out,
Accept responsibility - Don't turn away or POUT!

Take each and every MEAL - Watching naked as you CHOW,
No TV, no distractions - Be in the HERE and NOW!
This view ALONE ensures success - You'll LESSEN what you EAT,
Congratulations on your WEIGHT LOSS and to all  - BON APPETITE!


 © 2013..I'mKar'n..Leslie Silverman..All Rights Handsome

BON APPETITE!








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