|DIETS MAKE US FATTER..|
In the aftermath we're FATTER - With a bonus: MENTAL SCARS!
Like BARKERS at the carnival - Each guaranteeing the PRIZE,
"BUY THIS BOOK, IT'S WORTH THE DOUGH - YOU'LL SHRINK BEFORE YOUR EYES!"
They SPOON-FEED us their garbage - INGESTED without CHEWING,
GUZZLING of the KOOL-AID - PARTAKING of the SCREWING!
ZILLIONS spent each year - Stock reaching new PLATEAUS,
Yet the proof is in the PUDDING as our collective belly GROWS!
|EVEN LARGER IS THE ASS..|
DIET is the DIRTY word that doesn't start with F,
Depression and Denial - Common-sense is rendered DEAF!
Desperation FEEDS the industry - The Delusion bought en masse,
Whence the dust has settled - Even LARGER is the ASS!
Time to SHARE a secret - Might we have a little CHAT?
BALANCE is the answer - Non-productive to OBSESS,
To thine own body LISTEN - Sole pathway to SUCCESS!
So STRIP down to those SKIVVIES - BRAS also girls and BOYS,
Time to really LOSE IT - forget EGO, SHAME, and POISE!
Pull up a FULL-LENGTH MIRROR - Just let it ALL hang out,
Accept responsibility - Don't turn away or POUT!
Take each and every MEAL - Watching naked as you CHOW,
No TV, no distractions - Be in the HERE and NOW!
This view ALONE ensures success - You'll LESSEN what you EAT,
Congratulations on your WEIGHT LOSS and to all - BON APPETITE!
© 2013..I'mKar'n..Leslie Silverman..All Rights Handsome
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